Embroidered Text Baseball Cap — “not now sweetie daddy is sending lowball offers on facebook marketplace”

This two-tone five-panel cap carries a deadpan, sarcastic vibe that slips easily into everyday wear. The flat black peak and tonal eyelets frame a soft, mid-weight cotton crown printed with understated, typewriter-style text — a little bit cheeky, a little bit resigned. It sits low and smooth on the head, with a plastic snapback for fast adjustments and a tear-out label if you want to add your own branding. Wear it while running errands, grabbing coffee, or scrolling through social feeds; it’s a subtle way to say something sharp without shouting. The breathable cotton and mid-profile silhouette keep it comfortable through long days, and the contrast dome styling adds just enough attitude to make it a go-to accessory for anyone with a dry sense of humor.

Product features
- Tear-out label for easy customization or private labeling
- 100% mid-weight cotton for breathable, year-round comfort
- Mid-profile five-panel construction with contrast dome styling
- Adjustable plastic snapback closure for a secure one-size fit
- Tonal breathable eyelets and flat peak for modern, decorative appeal

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